David's been scouring local classified ads lately for lawn and garden items. He's complied a list of "items" that have piqued his interest:
"6 month old
male wallaby, he will still be on the bottle for two more weeks. He is already eating his food. He is gentle and will come with his pouch and pet carrier."(eBay)

"
Helen's Little Critters is committed to providing our customers with the best quality pet. Hand-fed Bushbabies...$2,000 each; Kinkajous...$2,400 each; Tamarin Monkeys...$2,300 each." (Helen's Little Critters)

"I have a pair of
ring tailed lemurs. We are moving so must sell. they must be out in the country. Male needs to be penned but the female can be let loose." (Craigslist)

"Scimitar Horned
Oryx Yearling Pairs for Sale - $1695...We have yearling pairs (male/female)...Ask about our other species of exotics, like zebra, elk, camels and many others..." (Craigslist)